SMM Event: Write a Limerick

August 12, 2017August 12, 2017 / Karina Pinella / 7 Comments

Get ye thee to SlasherMonster Magazine, a mean scene of wackiness and streaks of raciness. Relax for a change; shed your worries and share some funnies.

Here’s a sample of my silliness:

Mr. Whyner

That mister
Is such a whyner.

“Why you do dis?”
“Why you do dat?”
“Why you . . .”

Enough already!

With my Weedwacker,
I whack off the head of Mr. Whyner.

Silence is golden,
My glass bong I be holdin’.

For hours I smoke my wacky weed;
I hear a voice – Why am I a bad seed?

SlasherMonster Magazine

Some days are serious and call for decorum. Well, that ain’t happening at SMM this weekend, so go right ahead and throw all that classiness out the window—it’s time to get wacky and maybe a tad obnoxious, too! Pour out all the goofiness from your pores…let it soak into the cyber pages of SlasherMonsterMagazine.

Do you have a wacky poem to share? Perhaps a loony limerick you want to rap? Don’t be shy! Come on over to our house, baby, and let it rrrrrrrip.

Whoa! Things are going to get a little wacky—participate in the SMM event and you’ll have a chance to win a wacky magnet. Let’s face it…you’re crazed, amazed and dazed. Is your refrigerator looking a little too normal? Don’t worry! Ryn’s wacky magnets are full of unique character, just like you!

Give a warm welcome to our ghoulish host, Karina Pinella, who also happens to be insane………

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War of the Words

August 11, 2017 / Karina Pinella / 7 Comments

They jibbered,

They jabbered,

Their words bitter,

Worse than spoiled batter,

Carelessly strewn like leftovers and litter,

Equally bad, both the former and latter.

They push too far their scare and dare,

The situation getting too dire,

Evoking fear

Of who will spark the first fire.

Corporate Handbook

August 7, 2017 / Karina Pinella / 9 Comments

Image: Pixabay

Touch not your fellow co-workers,
Serve well both internal and external stakeholders.

Shred all confidential information,
Lock your computer when going to the john.

Stifle your yawn at meetings,
Imbibe lightly during business gatherings,
Be discreet if you must ask,
“Has anyone seen my flask?”

Maintain a paper-free environment and don’t be dour,
Avoid socializing and merriment until after hours.

Be polite when you ask,
“May I please go home when I finish this task?”

Eggplant Pizza

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017 / Karina Pinella / 27 Comments

Gluten-free pizza
Use eggplant as pizza crust,
Top with favorites.

Stack or lay them flat
Either way won’t make you fat,
A mean aubergine.

(The cheese doesn’t look fully melted because I used alternative cheese — coconut-based with pea protein isolate)

Ingredients:

Italian or Indian (aka baby) eggplants
Shredded cheese
Sun-dried tomatoes
Green onions
Olive oil mixed with garlic powder
Fresh basil

Instructions:

Preheat oven at 400 degrees F
Cut the eggplants in round slices
Coat both sides of the slices with olive oil mixed with garlic powder
Place slices on a baking sheet sprayed with olive oil
Place baking sheet in oven with eggplant slices and time for 15 minutes
After 15 minutes, turn slices over and time for another 15 minutes
After second round of 15 minutes, take out baking sheet
Turn slices over again and put on your favorite toppings and put back in oven for 5 minutes