Get ye thee to SlasherMonster Magazine, a mean scene of wackiness and streaks of raciness. Relax for a change; shed your worries and share some funnies.
Here’s a sample of my silliness:
Is such a whyner.
“Why you do dis?”
“Why you do dat?”
“Why you . . .”
With my Weedwacker,
I whack off the head of Mr. Whyner.
Silence is golden,
My glass bong I be holdin’.
For hours I smoke my wacky weed;
I hear a voice – Why am I a bad seed?
Some days are serious and call for decorum. Well, that ain’t happening at SMM this weekend, so go right ahead and throw all that classiness out the window—it’s time to get wacky and maybe a tad obnoxious, too! Pour out all the goofiness from your pores…let it soak into the cyber pages of SlasherMonsterMagazine.
Do you have a wacky poem to share? Perhaps a loony limerick you want to rap? Don’t be shy! Come on over to our house, baby, and let it rrrrrrrip.
Whoa! Things are going to get a little wacky—participate in the SMM event and you’ll have a chance to win a wacky magnet. Let’s face it…you’re crazed, amazed and dazed. Is your refrigerator looking a little too normal? Don’t worry! Ryn’s wacky magnets are full of unique character, just like you!
Give a warm welcome to our ghoulish host, Karina Pinella, who also happens to be insane………
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