A Family Affair

Started as Daddy,
Now being like a mummy;
It’s all under wraps.

Is he playing dead,
Or resting from surgery?
Family secret.

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Plucked

He plucked out her eyeballs.
She was too sleepy to see the guy with the spoon.
He mused he would give her the moon,
Do something funny, just like a looney ‘toon,
Now he feels like a goon.

Because of her scream,
He can’t be fulfilling her dream
As he realized she was being figurative
When she said, “Pluck my eyeballs,
For I find you unattractive.”