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Touch not your fellow co-workers,
Serve well both internal and external stakeholders.
Shred all confidential information,
Lock your computer when going to the john.
Stifle your yawn at meetings,
Imbibe lightly during business gatherings,
Be discreet if you must ask,
“Has anyone seen my flask?”
Maintain a paper-free environment and don’t be dour,
Avoid socializing and merriment until after hours.
Be polite when you ask,
“May I please go home when I finish this task?”
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That confidential-information-computer-locking bit hit the spot, considering I’m working on a fraud prevention program at work. But man, this handbook is epic.
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Haha 😉
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Has anyone seen my flask? Haha!
That’s probably a legit question in many firms.
(PR)
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This is only a joke. This must never be taken seriously.
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Can’t touch your fellow co-workers? No fun.
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Gone are the gab and grab days
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Gone are the gab and grab days, more or less in some places. Haha
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Shucks!…those were the good old days.
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This seems consistent across all corporations these days. My job is exactly like that.
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