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Princess Beulah blows her top when she learns her royal crush, Prince Roland, celebrated his birthday without inviting her. She unfriended him from her Facebook and dropped him from her Snapchat. Taking out her bejeweled diary, she writes:
Heβs just another minion,
A bunion to excise,
An onion not worth crying over.
No longer my major attraction,
I shall speak to my father,
And ask him to make way in his dungeon.
Watch out, Rolly, old flame,
Soon your head will fall
And permanently adorn my wall.
What a story! love it
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I love the part about unfriending him on Facebook. What a time and age to live in! π
– Lashaan
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She’s really in a snit. Love it π
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Oh Boy! That’s some furious princess!
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Loved it!
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I feel there is a Shakespeare quote that would go well with this… π
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Hahah! I enjoyed reading thatπ
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