The Garden Hall Room at the Radish Hotel is brimming with activity. Laughter and excited conversations rise above the music. A classic color-changing jukebox is playing a 1960s song by The Platters, Under the Boardwalk. Atop a long banquet table is a generous spread of various foodstuff. A variety of fruits are gathered together, focused on their own animated chatter among themselves, as the following snippets are overheard:
Bananas: We about peeled when we learned we won for doing the best split.
Grapes: You know some people think we’re just a bunch of winos.
Pineapple: I hope you know that you’re always welcome to visit.
Watermelon: My doctor planted a seed in my mind to make me think it’s all water weight.
Cherry: So one night my young lover and I agreed to go for it . . . for the very first time.
Peaches: We swear by the brand of that blade, which will cut through any fuzz.
Oranges: Everyone thinks we’re so irresistible they can’t help but squeeze us.
Kiwifruit: We prefer not to be called Chinese gooseberry anymore.
Pear: Okay, so I’m not from a shapely lot. So eat me.
Strawberries: We were left out in the fields . . . seems like forever.
You can tune a fish
But you can’t tune a piano
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Good one. Yes, a tuna is a better than a piana to eata.
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Wow, you’re a genius hahahh I love how clever this is!
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I appreciate your appreciation and enthusiasm! 👍👍👍
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smiling as I reply – many thanks – makes me think of a song I heard that was titled, ‘I’m a bar of chocolate, you’re a 50-lb bag of soy beans’ haha
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Thanks! The song you remember sounds interesting. You remember the singer too?
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sorry, but I don’t …
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Seems like Apple missed the party because of an unexpected appointment with doctor 😀
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Haha
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The guests at the Radish Hotel all sound so a-peel-ing! Between you and me, though, the grapes sound kinda seedy 😀 Ah, your imagination is fruity!!
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You can pass for a fruit because you’re so sweet.🍍🍓🍉
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Aw, shucks!! I’d ask for your hand in marriage, but we cantaloupe — I’m already married 😦
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Excellent pun
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I want to visit the Radish Hotel.
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🏩
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Kinda fruity.
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😁
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🙂
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