Dismal chance of a lobster roll call as man hankers for lobster rolls.
[This is a monostich, a single-line poem. To learn more, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monostich].
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Pop Goes the Terms of Endearment
Dada
Papa
Daddy
Pop
Father
Fathead.
(Happily, Pa has a sense of humor.)
Cheers!
Here’s to a
Morning with Elvis (100-word story)
Spring fling is in swing. What’s better than having a thing with the King? Yesterday she attended a local amusement park show to hear the singer’s baritone and dance to the beat of his gyrating hips. After the show, their eyes met and held steady. A photo op with the entertainer came next and she ran to his side with arms akimbo. Her chest grazed his and sparks flew. Who knew? One thing led to another after drinks. Alyssa smooches the Polaroid photo of her posing with the Elvis Presley lookalike. His lips are at their sweetest the morning after.
The Remains of Friday
Last day of the week treat,
A sundae on Friday;
Various ice cream flavors all you can eat,
Indulge all day,
As you slog away in your seat.
Great way to end the work week.
My Life as a Weaver
Image: Pixabay
Life got to me —
So did rainy days and Mondays,
That’s why I’m now weaving baskets.
Just for a spell,
Until I can think of a story.
Then, I’ll call myself a story weaver.
A ‘Nuff Said Series: The Big Queasy
Part 1: Imbibe-beery
“Hic!”
Part 2: Over-consumption
“Erp . . .”
Part 3: Eruption
“Unh!”
Image: Pixabay
Hit Pause for Santa Claus
Hey, hey, gimme a
minute,
Ya hear?
Hit Pause for Santa Claus,
I spend all year
Getting all the toys in gear
Show me some Christmas cheer.
Hear, hear,
Hit Pause for Santa Claus,
Ain’t askin’ you to stop your career,
Wanna make that very clear,
Just show me some Christmas cheer.
Hey, hey, honey chile’
Cantcha chill for a while?
Hit Pause for Santa Claus,
Let go of that hectic lifestyle,
C’mon, toss that office file
Shine on a big ole smile
Is all I ask with no guile.
Hit Pause for Santa Claus
Hey, that ain’t crampin’ your style,
Do somethin’ fun before you go senile;
Smile, smile, long as a mile.
It’s Christmas time in the city,
In the country,
In the valley,
So let’s have a pep rally
For Christmas merry, merry
Hit Pause for Santa Claus
Let’s all be jolly,
Stop and smell the holly.
Hit Pause for Santa Claus
So we can all have a merry, merry
CHRISTMAS
[Note: The original lyrics above were slightly changed in the video to accommodate the limitations of the singer’s vocal range.]
