
Image: Pixabay
[The song below is a loose parody of the hip-hop (rap) song Fergalicious, featuring Fergie and will. i. am of The Black Eyed Peas. To listen to the real song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T0utQ-XWGY ]
(one, dos, three, cuatro)
Hey, hey, hear me out
Here’s a ditty come straight from my dorky heart
Dorkylicious means my glasses are cool
They’re rimless, made of polyvinyl, shatter-proof material
You can sit on ‘em, but you can’t break ‘em
Try all you want but I’ll be blunt
I did experience long ago
A bully kicked them off my nose with his stinky big toe
So malicious
But I am not officious
Dorkylicious (so judicious)
I simply whipped out my duct tape
Wrap, wrap, wrap
I wound the sticky stuff ‘round the middle of my frame
Makes me look a little lame
So dorky, oy oy oy (I play a mean chess game)
It’s so dorky oy oy oy (I put them all to shame, shame, shame)
It’s so dorky oy oy oy (They want my quidditch fame)
I’m Dorkylicious (la, la, la, ha, ha)
Dorkylicious yeh-, Dorkylicious yeh -, Dorkylicious yeh
Dorkylicious is the opposite of pernicious
I’m harmless, hairless, and clueless
To all that’s lubricious
I’m the D to the O, R, K the Y
And no one else can heave the biggest sigh
I’m Dorkylicious (so judicious)
My mind can be capricious
I go to my Star Trek conventions
Getting into Wookie conversations (aahnruh)
So dorky, oy oy oy (I play a mean chess game)
It’s so dorky oy oy oy (I put them all to shame, shame, shame)
It’s so dorky oy oy oy(They want my quidditch fame)
I’m Dorkylicious (la, la, la, ha, ha)
So you want to date me
Take a number
Talk to my mother
She’ll give you a once-over
Then we can play
Play, play, play, play
With my video games all day
P to the L to the A Y, play, P to the L to the A Y, you play
D to the O to the R K Y L I C I O U S; D to the O to the, to the, to the . . . .
Happy April Fools’ Day!
Love this Karina!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Great, thank you!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Brilliant! So much better than the original!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Aw, shucks . . . thanks!
LikeLike
LOL thanks for the laugh, I love this! 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
Glad you like it!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Funny…enjoyed the post and look forward to reading more. Lori
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Dude, you’re amazing. The next Weird Al.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Haha. Thanks
LikeLiked by 1 person