song
Hit Pause for Santa Claus
Hey, hey, gimme a
minute,
Ya hear?
Hit Pause for Santa Claus,
I spend all year
Getting all the toys in gear
Show me some Christmas cheer.
Hear, hear,
Hit Pause for Santa Claus,
Ain’t askin’ you to stop your career,
Wanna make that very clear,
Just show me some Christmas cheer.
Hey, hey, honey chile’
Cantcha chill for a while?
Hit Pause for Santa Claus,
Let go of that hectic lifestyle,
C’mon, toss that office file
Shine on a big ole smile
Is all I ask with no guile.
Hit Pause for Santa Claus
Hey, that ain’t crampin’ your style,
Do somethin’ fun before you go senile;
Smile, smile, long as a mile.
It’s Christmas time in the city,
In the country,
In the valley,
So let’s have a pep rally
For Christmas merry, merry
Hit Pause for Santa Claus
Let’s all be jolly,
Stop and smell the holly.
Hit Pause for Santa Claus
So we can all have a merry, merry
CHRISTMAS
[Note: The original lyrics above were slightly changed in the video to accommodate the limitations of the singer’s vocal range.]
Orlando
Opening Spring Fling in Florida – Part 2 of 3
Our return to an expanded Disney Springs.
(sung to the tune of Abba’s Fernando)
Can you hear the gasp, Orlando?
I remember long ago when souvenirs were less than this
On a fire sale day, Orlando.
You’ve come a long way from a few shops to miles of chains
I could hear the constant ka-ching,
And sounds of consumerism from all over.
They are so many now, Orlando.
Every hour, every minute a sale is made
My eyes are glazed, Orlando.
Every turn I make, there’s a character from the past and present,
And I’m a little ashamed to say,
The sights and sounds still impress me.
Dorkylicious

Image: Pixabay
[The song below is a loose parody of the hip-hop (rap) song Fergalicious, featuring Fergie and will. i. am of The Black Eyed Peas. To listen to the real song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T0utQ-XWGY ]
(one, dos, three, cuatro)
Hey, hey, hear me out
Here’s a ditty come straight from my dorky heart
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