A ‘Nuff Said Series: The Exercised

Warm-up: 180-Swivel Head Flex
head-turn
“Unh. . .”

Core: Torso Flex
torso
“Uff . . .”

Cool-down: Reverse Reflux

Image: Pixabay

Image: Pixabay

“Ukh . . .”

Homespun Sayings with Homophones and Homonyms

aphorisms
Burn his steak, and you will quickly learn what’s at stake.

Give a damn and dam your reservations.

Read well to prevent being hollow like a reed.

If you slight their advice, then tread lightly when you advise.

To be greater than most, beware of being the grater of nerves to many.

Cast your eyes on someone’s significant other, and you might find yourself wearing a cast.

Brides, groom your groom not only to teach him how to match his socks, but also to ensure you’ve made a good match.

Tender your resignation with a tender heart so they will hire you back in a second if you seek a second chance.

To increase your gross rent, first fix the gross appearance of your rental apartment.

Reign supremely in your choice of industry by giving free rein to your ability.

A Cliff Note (a 6-word summary)

extreme pun
The lemmings went down in history.

 [Primary inspiration: The Marching Morons by C.M. Kornbluth]
http://mysite.du.edu/~treddell/3780/Kornbluth_The-Marching-Morons.pdf

A ‘Nuff Said Series: The Big Shirt

fresh start
Chapter 1: Freshly Pressed
“Ah . . . ”

stressed out Chapter 2: Stressed
“Unh .  . .”

disastrous
Chapter 3: Distressed
“Aiee!”

Branch Out

branch out

Bring on your “A” game
Reach inside yourself
Aim for the stars
Never say “never”
Connect with others,
Have a good heart.

Open your mind
Unleash your abilities,
Trust them to blossom like never before.

A ‘Nuff Said Series: Breaking Brad

Image from Pixabay/Gerd Altmann

Image from Pixabay/Gerd Altmann

Act 1: The Interrogation
“No.”

Act 2: The Confession
“Yes.”

Act 3: The Execution
“No!”

 

A ‘Nuff Said Series: Three Shades of White

Part 1:

White

White
“Meh. . . ”

Part 2:

Whiter.1

Whiter
“Yeh.”

Part 3:

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Whitest
“Ooh!”