Warm-up: 180-Swivel Head Flex

“Unh. . .”
Core: Torso Flex

“Uff . . .”
Cool-down: Reverse Reflux

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“Ukh . . .”
Warm-up: 180-Swivel Head Flex

“Unh. . .”
Core: Torso Flex

“Uff . . .”
Cool-down: Reverse Reflux

Image: Pixabay
“Ukh . . .”

Hadley’s heinous hiney halted hairy hooligans.

Burn his steak, and you will quickly learn what’s at stake.
Give a damn and dam your reservations.
Read well to prevent being hollow like a reed.
If you slight their advice, then tread lightly when you advise.
To be greater than most, beware of being the grater of nerves to many.
Cast your eyes on someone’s significant other, and you might find yourself wearing a cast.
Brides, groom your groom not only to teach him how to match his socks, but also to ensure you’ve made a good match.
Tender your resignation with a tender heart so they will hire you back in a second if you seek a second chance.
To increase your gross rent, first fix the gross appearance of your rental apartment.
Reign supremely in your choice of industry by giving free rein to your ability.

The lemmings went down in history.
[Primary inspiration: The Marching Morons by C.M. Kornbluth]
http://mysite.du.edu/~treddell/3780/Kornbluth_The-Marching-Morons.pdf

Chapter 1: Freshly Pressed
“Ah . . . ”
Chapter 2: Stressed
“Unh . . .”

Chapter 3: Distressed
“Aiee!”

Bring on your “A” game
Reach inside yourself
Aim for the stars
Never say “never”
Connect with others,
Have a good heart.
Open your mind
Unleash your abilities,
Trust them to blossom like never before.
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