Burn his steak, and you will quickly learn what’s at stake.
Give a damn and dam your reservations.
Read well to prevent being hollow like a reed.
If you slight their advice, then tread lightly when you advise.
To be greater than most, beware of being the grater of nerves to many.
Cast your eyes on someone’s significant other, and you might find yourself wearing a cast.
Brides, groom your groom not only to teach him how to match his socks, but also to ensure you’ve made a good match.
Tender your resignation with a tender heart so they will hire you back in a second if you seek a second chance.
To increase your gross rent, first fix the gross appearance of your rental apartment.
Reign supremely in your choice of industry by giving free rein to your ability.
Karina Pinella 
Ok Dokay?
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Sure thing, Ms. Bling
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The knife pared a pair of pears. Don’t forget the Homosimpsons as well!
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Good ideas. I like your pun too. May I use that wonderful word some day?
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Of course!
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I am going to share this with good friend named Jesse Slokum on Facebook. He is going to love and devour this post!
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Thanks so much. I appreciate the intro.
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Oh! I’m going to give this a try: King Ed’s horse trots in the rain while he holds on to the rein during the fall of his tyrannous reign.
Ehhh…I like yours better.
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Hey, not bad. You got a little story there.
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King Ed shall make an appearance in one of my stories someday!
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Time for a king to make a showing . . .
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