Homespun Sayings with Homophones and Homonyms

aphorisms
Burn his steak, and you will quickly learn what’s at stake.

Give a damn and dam your reservations.

Read well to prevent being hollow like a reed.

If you slight their advice, then tread lightly when you advise.

To be greater than most, beware of being the grater of nerves to many.

Cast your eyes on someone’s significant other, and you might find yourself wearing a cast.

Brides, groom your groom not only to teach him how to match his socks, but also to ensure you’ve made a good match.

Tender your resignation with a tender heart so they will hire you back in a second if you seek a second chance.

To increase your gross rent, first fix the gross appearance of your rental apartment.

Reign supremely in your choice of industry by giving free rein to your ability.

After You by Jojo Moyes (a book blurt)

This is the sequel to Me Before You, which is about an ordinary young woman who goes through an extraordinary transformation after caring for a paraplegic young man with whom she falls in love. At first, After You feels almost anticlimactic because the first book was so intensely emotional; here we’re left to pick up the pieces. But then the plot begins to unfold into another love story. With humor interspersed with some serious themes like loss, separation, and abuse, the book makes for an interesting read. The movie, Me Before You, is now out, featuring Emilia Clarke, who plays the ordinary girl, Louisa Clark.  (I haven’t seen the movie, although I’ve heard it leaves out a serious theme that a movie understandably cannot cover well in a short time.)

[To read a review of Me Before You, check out Bookidote’s review.]

Declutter

first-world surplus

They appeared as a gift or purchase,
One wonders if mostly done by impulse,
Too much stuff for not much purpose
Other than create a first-world surplus.

All take up space,
Always in my face
For use only once in a while,
Not enough to justify the pile.

Off they go,
Time to let them flow
To those who can use them
And would find each a gem.

At one time they were a good buy,
Now I have to fare them good-bye.
Energy I must muster
To help me declutter.

Undercover

Peter left his undercover pig skin drying outside. He had been playing in the mud with the others and had to get away to wash some of the muck off his eyes. He is starting to get sucked into the easy life of his new friends, but he must remember his mission. He is a human trying to find out the secret happiness of the pigs, nothing more and nothing less. In and out. As soon as he figures it out, he’ll give up his undercover suit.

secret to happiness

Wednesday Warrior

Getting your ya-yas out
Without fail every Wednesday, Drake dons his leather loincloth in the privacy of his home and listens to the vocalizations of his ululating hero, Tarzan. He thumps his chest and runs wild, making believe he is a warrior. He is his true self—uninhibited and unmedicated. Free from the cloudy reality for a day.

Branch Out

branch out

Bring on your “A” game
Reach inside yourself
Aim for the stars
Never say “never”
Connect with others,
Have a good heart.

Open your mind
Unleash your abilities,
Trust them to blossom like never before.