The Fiend

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In a neighborhood not far from the city lives an elusive creature that few suspect is not human. Origin unknown and equally mysterious in how it sustains itself, the creature is looking outside, hiding behind the folds of the stained drapes that pepper the air with dust when moved even in the slightest way. The creature sees skipping down the sidewalk a little boy, who pauses in front of its house and picks up a pebble. The creature stays still. It rasps what sounds like “fiend” when the boy throws the small rock toward the creature’s shelter.

So Many Ways

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Pardon my tardiness,
I wish you much happiness
O, dear Daddy.
So, please allow me to wish thee:

Happy Dude-Dad Day
Happy Doo-Da Day
Happy Pappy’s Day
Happy Father’s Day!

A Bridge No More

Image by Blogetta

Image by Blogetta

A chance meeting at an acquaintance’s party led to them becoming significant to each other. The words “I love you” had been exchanged. Just as Alison thought their relationship was going to be more than a flash romance, Brian blindsided her by breaking up at a time when she needed someone most. Alison wept until she felt empty and numb.

After three months, she still felt melancholy so she called him. “I miss you. I miss our walks along the bridge.  Our weekends together.  Please come over. I need to talk to you.”

“What took so long for you to call? I missed you too,” Brian admitted. He went to see her. They talked into the night, sleeping platonically with each other. As she began to doze off, Alison couldn’t help but feel they weren’t so compatible after all.

The next day Alison felt resolved and accepted the breakup. They parted ways amicably. Weeks later, Brian started texting Alison, making overtures to meet with her again.  At first, Alison felt upset for she thought she had put things to rest, but he managed to engage her. They communicated almost daily via their smartphones. A reconciliation appeared to be in the making.

One night, a slightly intoxicated Alison called Brian to pick her up from a party. Upon reaching her apartment, her tongue gave way to a stream of words that produced tears from both of them. Phrases such as “This will never work” were tossed several times at a decibel level meant to cause pain. Suddenly, Alison collapsed in bed, partially from exhaustion and partially from alcohol she had consumed earlier at the party.

Once more they bade each other farewell. This time it looked to be final.

Me and the Pokey Pigs (Version 1)

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Image by Blogetta

The two long-time friends were just chillin’. Not a worry in the world. They were pig-headed about that. Once they set their minds to lounge, then lounge they would. They didn’t see any reason to run when the rangy man walked toward them with a hammer. Now they find themselves grillin’ on a hot bed.

Flash forward to a day at the park. This is the life. A sunny day and the sweet smell of charcoal wafting through the air. Just hangin’ out with a bangin’ crowd. A great summer start.
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Me and Mr. Pokey Pig (Version 2: a six-word story)

Just chillin’; this is the life.

Fierce Tears

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Another terrorist shoot down
Receiving undeserved renown
For yet one more action of hate
Sealing innocent people’s fate.

One after another
Alone or with others,
They come and go as they please,
Festering like an incurable disease.

From San Bernardino
Now to Orlando,
Random, yet not random
Acts of doom.

No guaranty
Of any kind of security
Though such is the reality,
The more reason to seek solidarity.

Banana Nice Cream

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Image by Anna

Frozen banana
Blenderize and add cocoa
Top with a brownie.

Or, other toppings:
Shredded coconut,
Fresh pineapple bits.

Concoction delight
Sweet in ev’ry bite
Good for day and night.

Homespun Sayings with Homophones and Homonyms

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Burn his steak, and you will quickly learn what’s at stake.

Give a damn and dam your reservations.

Read well to prevent being hollow like a reed.

If you slight their advice, then tread lightly when you advise.

To be greater than most, beware of being the grater of nerves to many.

Cast your eyes on someone’s significant other, and you might find yourself wearing a cast.

Brides, groom your groom not only to teach him how to match his socks, but also to ensure you’ve made a good match.

Tender your resignation with a tender heart so they will hire you back in a second if you seek a second chance.

To increase your gross rent, first fix the gross appearance of your rental apartment.

Reign supremely in your choice of industry by giving free rein to your ability.