Lost in Sleep

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You have restless legs, Felix recalls his doctor saying, as he finds himself walking around in his underwear in the middle of a busy street.

I have to be dreaming, Felix thinks because people seem to ignore him. He sees a woman approach him with a rictus that is supposed to pass off as a smile, but not quite successfully.

“Are you lost, dear? My husband used to fade out and wander off too. God rest his soul.” She takes his arm and guides him down the street. “Let me take you to my place; it’s just a short walk down to get you reoriented.”

Definitely a dream, Felix decides, as he plays along and allows the woman to help him. When he sees an uneven, worn looking building with missing bricks on its façade and a couple of windows with fine cracks like spider webs, he’s confident it’s all a dream. How can a lady who carries a Gucci purse and wears fine leather shoes live here?

But the woman acts like she’s right at home when she opens the door and leads him inside. The bright interior and clean spartan lines of the furniture cements his belief it’s all a dream. She leaves him thinking and reappears with a glistening cold glass of milk. “Here, you look thirsty to me.”

Felix drinks it quickly, not really tasting anything. He suddenly feels drowsy and again assures himself it’s only a dream, as he finds himself on a bed. His lids are weighing down.

He wakes, not knowing how much time has passed, and sees he’s now chained in bed, underwear removed. The same woman hovers nearby with the same thin smile. “You’re still dreaming, dear.”

End Game

end of the world

Image: Pixabay

“What this messed up world needs is to be new-cleared.”

“Just because everything seems to be going to hell doesn’t mean we deserve to be nuked.”

“We’re all nothing more than just pawns of the elite greedy liars we call leaders.”

“Still doesn’t mean we have to throw in the towel.”

“Look, I’m hungry, so let’s just end the game.”

The two old men clear the chess board and head out to get their daily lunch special.

Me and the Pokey Pigs (Version 1)

Image by Blogetta

Image by Blogetta

The two long-time friends were just chillin’. Not a worry in the world. They were pig-headed about that. Once they set their minds to lounge, then lounge they would. They didn’t see any reason to run when the rangy man walked toward them with a hammer. Now they find themselves grillin’ on a hot bed.

Flash forward to a day at the park. This is the life. A sunny day and the sweet smell of charcoal wafting through the air. Just hangin’ out with a bangin’ crowd. A great summer start.
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Me and Mr. Pokey Pig (Version 2: a six-word story)

Just chillin’; this is the life.

Monday Moaning

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O, how now,
What do I see before the mirror?
Last week there was only one.
Today, three?
Out, out, damn spots, out I say!
No Shakespeare, I,
But damn if I allow these spots to stay;
Alas, the sun’s beam has seared my skin.
Now I must cover up
Before they multiply and prosper.

Inspired by FlyTrap’s Sun series (sun spots)

Penisillin

Image: Pixabay

Image: Pixabay

There once was a house of sex on a forked road
Ran by Madame X, who looked like a toad.
One day curious Ranger Rick decided to visit
To experiment with all kinds of sex considered illicit.
Twenty-four hours later pustules appeared on his choad.