Promised to unite
Spring time comes with wedding bells;
He’s being a grub.
Image: Pixabay
Cold Feet
humor
Oops Brief: Aggressive Lint
On the 4th floor in Suite 404, Felicity is suited to present her first presentation on fine footwear to the Board. Her watch tells her she has a minute to inventory herself: video remote control in her hand – check; laser pointer in her suit jacket pocket – check; a cheat sheet for Q&A later – check. She glances down at her shoes and is alarmed to see the amount of lint clinging to her trouser socks.
Disguised Obscenities
“Why the fudgecake did you that for, bumbrass?”
“I told you we had to cover our mass.”
“Sheesh-kabob, I’m never going to work with you again.”
“Gold drum it. You’re a real sum of a bridge.”
“You sold us out. You’re no better than a two-bit horseshoe.”
“You’re a real continental divide.”
Image: Pixabay
A ‘Nuff Said Series: L’Collage of Falls
Images: Pixabay
Images: Pixabay
Wednesday Whine
You drink too quickly,
Then you bellow and whine so;
Such waste of fine wine.
3-Day 3 Quotes Challenge – Day 3
Dr. Seuss inspired me to put a little twist on our last day of quotes. I’ve attached my spin in well-known quotes. I invite you, dear reader, to share your own quote(s) or someone else’s quote(s) that you like or dislike. Add your own 3 cents.
All images from Pixabay
The Virgins
The crowd of bearded men brushed off the dirt from their clothes as they walked through a cloud a smoke. Continue reading
A ‘Nuff Said Series: The Prude, the Cad, and the Fugly
Biography 1: The Prude
“Hmph.”
Biography 2: The Cad
“Heh . . .”
Biography 3: The Fugly
“Huh?”
Lip Schtick
Quack, quack, quack,
Quit the duck lip schtick.
What’s with the pout?
The moue, the pucker, or whatever you
Want to call it when your lips stick out.
Spare the sparrow face too.
©2015 Karina Pinella
#bookcoverguessingchallenge — modified
Thank you again for thinking of me, dear fellow bloggers at bookidote.wordpress.com. I sincerely was going to do the challenge. I went to the library and chose two books with appealing covers. But, when I reread your instructions, I missed the part about the books having to be well-known. What I had chosen were not so well-known. Since it was already late at night and I didn’t want to run into vampires, I decided to make do with what I have — my imagination and the books I checked out. I merged them and came up with a potential bestseller. I also thought since I’m making things up, I’ll alter the popular reviewer, Goodreads, as you will see below. It turned out to be a challenge, just not the kind you expected.
Book Cover & Blurb:
Airplane image from rgbstock/Gary Romin
ShouldReads: “In one word: harharhar. I laughed so hard my panties fell down and I tripped and I got a black eye, but I still couldn’t help laughing. Even now, I’m barely able to type this review because I’m wetting myself and I don’t have any panties to contain it. So, I recommend you wear Depends when you read this debut novel. Two very different groups clash like orange and scarlet or purple and yellow. The ultimate revenge thriller, on-the-edge-of-your-seat-trying-to-balance-yourself-on-the-toilet page-turner. Har, har, har!”
[BTW: The books I checked out were A Pimp’s Notes by Giorgio Faletti and The Subprimes by Karl Taro Greenfield; I don’t know what either books are about because I never read their blurbs. They are back at the library if you want to check them out.]
©2015 Karina Pinella
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