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“I’m not here to bust your balls. I’m here so we don’t get our balls busted,” the new CEO assured his employees.
Six months later, he saved the shareholders $6 million by letting go 3,000 workers.
Outside the building, sitting on a park bench were two former employees, Sam and Hank. Sam snorted, “Our CEO sure had us by the balls.”
Hank responded, “Yep, he had the balls to make us believe that if we juggled our schedule to fit his deadlines, we’d be having a ball in no time.”
“Turns out he thinks we dropped the ball.” Sam rubbed his eyes so his friend wouldn’t see them misting.
“Got that right. It’s one new ball game these days.”
Sighing, they both stood up and left, scratching their balls.
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Hahaha!
This is so spot-on. Very brilliant
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Haha, thanks
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Hahahahahh All right, to be honest, the word balls always makes me laugh and this creative use of it made my day (night). Great stuff! 😀
– Lashaan
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Glad you had a ball with it 🙂
Thanks for the eyeball.
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It took some balls to write this post! Nice job.
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Haha. I had a ball writing it. Thanks
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Hahaha
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Sounds just like our CEO, but ours doesn’t have the balls to lay off the employees in person, he does it by speakerphone. Sheesh.
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Sounds like he should be hung by his b- – – – s.
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Sounds like the butt head CEO my company has!
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Balls to that. I hope the CEO takes a knee in the left one.
Good story.
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Perhaps some day he’ll find himself way out of his league. 🙂
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Shooting the high balls with this one!
Clever, wryly amusing.
😉
Hope that’s what you were going for?
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Yes, thanks for keeping the ball rolling.
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No problem, but the ball is in your court now
😀
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Thanks for playing ball with me. 🙂
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Thanks for bringing the ball. Same time, same place tomorrow?
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Just keep your eye on the ball.
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I think “Ballsy” might be a good nickname for you, Karina. As in, “Hey, Ballsy, let’s go have a drink.”
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Haha
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