Space is tight inside Lu’s Launderette. Stacey finds herself standing shoulder-to-shoulder with a man about her age. They’re both folding their shirts, pants, shorts, and undergarments. She starts feeling self-conscious as she knows it’s not her imagination that he’s been surreptitiously eyeing her lace-trimmed thongs and silk teddies. Her face reddens when he catches her eyes.
He smiles and says, “I don’t mean to be rude, but I’m wondering where you buy your underthongs.”
Stacey suppresses a laugh as she’s never heard such a term before, though they sound just as accurate as panties. She clears her throat to quell the urge to giggle and replies, “At Madam Madison a couple of blocks from here, actually.”
“Excellent. That’ll be my next stop, then. Hey, men wear those crotch covers too. Check this out.” He shows her a pair of black nylon thongs. “They’re comfortable, and as you know, they dry quickly.”
For a minute, Stacey doesn’t know how to respond. Then, she thinks, why not. She remembers her father wearing Speedos, why not thongs indeed?
“By the way, that’s a nice looking bra. Are those from the same place too?”
My father had man boobs, but he didn’t wear a bra, Stacey thinks. She hurriedly stuffs her last articles of clothing into a duffel bag and leaves without an answer.
Ha ha ha…Brilliant!
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Thanks 🙂
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I wear underboxers if anyone’s curious.
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Do they look like little coffins?
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Little? Ha! They look like big coffins!
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Haha
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Hahaha
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Witty, funny and informative. Maybe I’d stop there LOL.
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Hahaha! Funny as hell!!! Rotflmao!
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🙂
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Stacey’s a prude! Men – be proud of your moobs! Some of us aren’t so lucky!!
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And what color would you like, suh? Would that be with or without the extra padding? Hmmm?
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Too many decisions!
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It’s fun though. I think I’d go for classic Ivory colour. Yes to padding – I need all the help I can get!
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Haha. How about a padded room?
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I think that might be just what I need!
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Indeed, suh, you have all weekend to get your ya-ya’s out.
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Mine have never been called that before! Thank you suh!
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We aim to be obsequious . . . always . . . suh . . .
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Mansiere is for men.
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They come in triple E?
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Why would they want underwire bra? I would think they would want to flatten their boobs.
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OMG. Too funny.
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🙂
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