(loosely based on actual events)
“Sorry about that.”
“It won’t happen again.”
“I regret that the actions taken created hell for you.”
“Please let me make it up to you and allow me to sharpen your pencils for a week. If you don’t use pencils, then let me buy you a pack of mechanical pencil refills.”
“Buy you coffee? Please don’t report me to HR.”
“If I write the memo for you, will you forgive me for what I said about you at the meeting this morning?”
“I didn’t mean what I said. Please accept my apology.”
“Will never ever happen again. I promise.”
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Karina Pinella 
Loving your charming little anecdote / stories.
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You either receive or give a lot of apologies. My favourite is ‘please accept my apologies – I’m a complete idiot.’
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A compilation from various people. One of the above though is by far the most used and used as a punch line.
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It’s funny how some people turn their apology into flirting!
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Hidden agenda perhaps? But, remember too — loosely based. Gotta make some a bit more interesting, eh?
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ha ha love it
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