A ‘Nuff Said Series: Putin in a Blitz

Act 1: Do a Coup
“Oorah!”

Image: Pixabay

Act 2: Oust the Cuckoo
“Ahh!”

Image: Pixabay

Act 3: Blue Skies
“Yay!”

Image: Pixabay

Lazy Bones

Lovin’ doin’ nothin’,
Just workin’ on sayin’ “Boo”
While chillin’ with Bone Head,
Waitin’ to go trick or treatin’
With our skeleton crew.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

A ‘Nuff Said Series: Madame Bovine

Part 1: The Provincial Moo
“Mmmm”

Part 2: The Moove
“Mmmhmm”

Part 3: Moonstruck
“Mooo”

Part 4: Miss Steak (Mistake)
“Yum”

[Note: A take on Madame Bovary – several film adaptations have been made based on Gustave Flaubert’s 1850 novel, Madame Bovary: Provincial Manners]

Cow Cuddle


Cry you a puddle,
Limited human huddle,
So you cow cuddle.

It’s the next be(a)st thing,
Temporary bovine fling,
Right for Covid spring.

The Unbearable Bite of Bossiness

“Better butter my beans.”
“Better butter and pepper my beans.”
“Better butter and pepper my beans and broil my beef.”
“Better butter and pepper my beans, broil my beef, and bring my beverage.”
“Better  butter and pepper my beans, broil my beef, bring my beverage, and burp me.”
“Better butter and pepper my beans, broil my beef, bring my beverage, burp, and bathe me.”
“Better butter and pepper my beans, broil my beef, bring my beverage, burp and bathe me and b .  . . .”