Scorched

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Love at first flirt.
One night became two, three, four . . .
Until I ran out of digits,
So I quit the count.

My heart thought till death do us part.
I waited for a diamond ring.
Instead, you texted,“So long.”

You dwell in my mind,
No matter how much I try to evict you.
I thought straight vodka would flush you out.

You branded my soul,
Singed me with your touch.
I’m forever raw.

Neurotica

Twin sisters, Veronica and Erica,
Identical of face,
Yet different in many ways.

Always fretting with a permanent tic,
Veronica is neurotic.
Full of verve and nerve,
Erica loves anything exotic or erotic.

A grand family reunion is planned.
Surprise, surprise!
They discover a third sister,
Their long-lost triplet separated at birth.

Her name is Jessica,
Who has an obsession for kinky fashion.
She’s Veronica and Erica combined–
A neurotica, as defined.

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Penisillin

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Image: Pixabay

There once was a house of sex on a forked road
Ran by Madame X, who looked like a toad.
One day curious Ranger Rick decided to visit
To experiment with all kinds of sex considered illicit.
Twenty-four hours later pustules appeared on his choad.