Extreme Measures (a 50-word story)

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Though blest with wealth beyond need, Langdon Carlsberg lacks the basic measure to feel manly. One day at a public lavatory, he chances upon a well-endowed man urinating next to him. Langdon befriends him.

Nine months later, Langdon is seen jogging down a nude beach, sporting his well-healed, long schlong.

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Image: Pixabay

Image: Pixabay

There once was a house of sex on a forked road
Ran by Madame X, who looked like a toad.
One day curious Ranger Rick decided to visit
To experiment with all kinds of sex considered illicit.
Twenty-four hours later pustules appeared on his choad.