A ‘Nuff Said Series: The Big Queasy

Part 1: Imbibe-beery
“Hic!”

Part 2: Over-consumption
“Erp . . .”

Part 3: Eruption
“Unh!”

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Eat, Drink, and be Buried

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Galen the glutton
Scarfed up everyone’s mutton,
Popped off his button

Caused quite a big squirt;
He won’t be having dessert,
Six feet under dirt.

Football Food

Superbowl is here,
Good excuse to overeat,
Hard not to indulge.

Some menu delights:
Buffalo wings, on’yun rings,
All kinds of chip dips.

The choices go on:
Local or imported beers.
Antacids later.

Grumble (50-word story)

all you can eat
Dee’s abdomen churned all day and seemed to bloat by night. She rested in discomfort. Hours later it was no better. A membranous sac of creepy crawly critters burst out of her belly. Goodbye. No more all-you-can-eat feasts for Dee, observed little Tommy, who had been feeding his favorite mouse.