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Life of the party,
Chugging drinks repeatedly;
Getting touchy-feely,
Much too flirty.

Borders blurred,
Speech sounds slurred,
Calling his boss a turd
And a colleague a nerd.

He falls on his nose;
His face glows,
Red as a rose,
“This office party blows!”

Slinking away with a sway,
Such a slow getaway,
Keeping everyone at bay,
Tomorrow he’ll call in sick for the day.