(Un)Happy Monday

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Hide well that tonic and gin,
Aim your toenail clippings into the bin;
Just another Monday mourning,
Before the day’s over, I’ll be snoring.

Make My Monday

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I’ll make my bed
I’ll make my breakfast
I’ll even make it out the door
But, make my Monday.

The first day of the week
Makes me feel weak
Thinking of it makes me ill
More so than paying a bill.

I’ll crawl back to bed
I’ll forget breakfast
I’ll lock the door.
Make my Monday.