Barfly, Beware!

I want to tell you a tale
About what happened in Dubai.
One night after drinking ale,
I ran over this tall guy.
He had a long, forked tail
That he stuck into my eye.
Then he dragged me down to hell,
Where I stayed in a hot and smelly cell.

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Royal Flush

Image by blogetta

Image by blogetta

We four kings of steel
Provide hydration to all,
Men, women, kids, pets.

Choose your favored spout
To squirt clear, filtered water,
Redundancy rules.

Flush with wealth
This land of milk and honey
Has much to offer.