A belated THANK YOU to Thumbup for nominating me months ago to participate in the 3-Day Quote Challenge a Day. To be more specific, it was a couple of weeks after the 4th of July (so I’m not that late).  With Halloween-tinged trickery, I deliberately applied malapropism to three well-known sayings:

“When the groin gets tough, apply lotion to it.”
— Mr. Magoo (a cartoon character who has extreme myopia)

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“Keep your hands close and your enemas closer.”
— Book of Toilet Dilemmas (a rear book)

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“Two bongs won’t win the fight.”
— Chee [a Cheech-wannabee]

Image: Pixabay